Well thank god for non-participation trophies.

    by -Altephor-

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    1. Sure, just like all those superbowl rings I racked up because the winning team was part of my three signature sports efforts.

    2. These morons have no clue, that the Nobel prize for Science is awarded to those whose work has been “tested over time”, typically over 20 years after their initial work. So 20 years ago, Trump’s contribution consisted of him wiping his ass on his gold toilet.

    3. “Since those are key, signature goals of yours, sir, can you explain any one of them and tell us why it’s important?”

    4. Environmental-Arm365 on

      I have never seen anyone before him exhibit so much laughable toxic narcissism in taking credit for things he didn’t have a fucking thing to do with.

    5. Jeffery Epstein, a long time best friend of mine, just got charged with raping children, Trump 47 racks up his countless assaults this one involving minors- DJT

      Show us the files

    6. There’s no way he personally does this. I can’t imagine him
      Sitting on a phone typing this out. It honest seem to difficult for him ?

    7. This is CLASSIC Trump! He has done this almost all of his life.

      He takes someone else’s achievement(s), and then plasters his own name on top of it in big gold letters.

    8. Trumpsabaldcuck on

      I owned the red and black sneakers that were knock off Air Jordan’s back in the 90s.  I invite you all to join my AMA about how me, Michael Jordan, and Scotty Pippen won six NBA championships.  BTW u/DennisRodman and u/TonyKukoc better not be interrupting the AMA.  You weren’t there like I was.

    9. John Clarke won the 2025 Nobel prize in physics for research he completed in the 1980s at U.C. Berkeley.

      In the 1980s.

    10. HollyBerries85 on

      Trump is the epitome of the kid who throws a tantrum if they don’t get a present and get to blow out the candles at someone else’s birthday party.

    11. Isn’t it great to have a POTUS that can joke about such mundane things? His jovial self really lifts the spirits of a country whose government has been shut down for 30 days. Meanwhile there are masked thugs in our streets kidnapping folks seemingly at random; costing us untold millions of $$$.
      What a guy he is. What a card he is.
      /s

    12. yes, I remember trump discussing quantum physics over kaffee with his uncle and the unabomber.

    13. You know the complaints about millennials getting participation trophies, but who gave them out? Boomers trying to live vicariously through their kids.

    14. Given that the federal government once was a generous funder of scientific research, I wonder how many other presidents qualify as Nobel laureates by this standard.

    15. How can trump even walk with the amount of glaze he needs to produce for the right? He’s gotta be jizzing 24/7 from that tiny dick of his the way conservatives are just sucking on it 24/7 like a newborn calf on a teat. Except that teat is a dried out mushroom.

    16. Holy shit! I’ve won every lotto since I was born! I’m gonna build my house out of all those giant checks I’m about to get!!

    17. Work that gets you the Nobel Prize usually begins like DECADES before it’s actually awarded. So, other than the fact that he’s taking credit for someone else’s work, he’s also taking credit for someone else’s work that began when Bush was in office and he was a game show host.

    18. Give it up gramps. You can’t even define quantum computing. Why don’t you see if there’s a Nobel prize for pedophiles and go after something that’s low hanging fruit for you.

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